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Funny Must-Have Baby Shower Items

Funny Must-Have Baby Shower Items

Funny Must-Have Baby Shower Items

A baby shower is an exciting time to celebrate a new family member. Check out these funny must-have baby shower items for that special someone.

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New parents do not turn over their sense of humor when they have a baby! If you know someone who is expecting, give them a laugh with these funny must-have baby shower items.

Expectant parents know they need all the boring essentials like diapers, bottles, and blankets. Chances are, they have already bought everything they need.

So, what can you bring to a baby shower that is fun, useful, and something the parents would not buy themselves?

Lucky for you, this list is the ideal funny gift guide for a baby shower. Or, you can use it as an out-of-the-box baby shower gift registry if you are the parents-to-be.

Baby Onesies and Bibs With Funny One-Liners

Onesies and bibs make the perfect baby shower gifts. Not only are parents always running out of them, but you can buy ones with funny one-liners too.

Funny Must-Have Baby Shower Items

Here are some ideas:

You can choose a onesie or bib which fits in with the parents’ interests and sense of humor.

Playful Pacifiers

All babies use pacifiers. And they are one of the best funny must-have baby shower items for guests on a budget.

Choose pacifiers with a mustache, vampire teeth, or smoking a cigarette to guarantee laughs from the parents.

The only downside is that they might not be able to get the baby to sleep if they cannot stop laughing at their newborn with fake facial hair!

Riveting Rattles and Teethers

Think those classic silver rattles are a little dull? Funny teethers and rattles are great baby shower items and there are plenty available in non-PG shapes.

Opt for rattles in the shape of a beer bottle, to-go coffee cup, or dumbbell. Teethers are available as game boys, vegetables, and even false teeth.

Buff Baby Rattle

Dancing Monkey Teether 

Baconease Appe-Teethers

Rattle ‘n Rock Maracas

Socks Toys Wrist Rattles

Hilarious Baby Books

Funny must-have baby shower items should be useful and get a laugh. Here are some hilarious baby books to give as gifts for new parents:

  • Go the F*ck back to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
  • Rocket Science for Babies by Chris Ferrie
  • P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever by Raj Haldar

The parents will already have Goodnight Moon, anyway.

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever



Baby University ABC’s Board Book Set

Go the F**k to Sleep

Just For Mommy

Lactation Massager For Breastfeeding Support

Baby Owner’s Manual 

Have tons of frequently asked questions nearby and ready before the baby arrives. The step-by-step guide and diagrams are sure to blow away any mom-to-be.

Halloween and Dress-up Costumes

One thing is for certain: pop culture nerds love dressing their kids up as characters from their favorite TV shows, films, and games. Halloween costumes also make great funny baby shower gifts, too.

Sure, you could give the new parents a superhero outfit and they might love them. But why not put together a costume that channels Dwight Schrute from The Office or a sumo wrestler?

You are bound to get some laughs for a funny outfit from the parents’ favorite TV show. Top tip: Work out how old the baby will be at Halloween and buy a costume in the appropriate size.

Funny Must-Have Baby Shower Items for Your Next Celebration

Why buy the parents yet another oversized stuffed bear when you can give them these funny must-have baby shower items instead?

Show them you care by giving them something useful that also makes them smile.

Looking for more inspiration? Check out our collection of gifts for kids here.

Tortilla Baby Blanket 

Suction-cup Silicone Placemat Plate